Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Metallman's Belt

Hey there. Several years ago, I was a stick figure thin 118 lbs. Yup, that's not a typo, 118 lbs. Today, I am a "healthy" 175. lol I've always struggled to gain weight. I tried all I could in high school and beyond to gain weight, but no luck. That is, until I met my wife. The picture you see is of a belt that I took from my wife when we first met. Mind you, it was very loose fitting on her so I pretty much figured it fit me better. lol Well, as you can see, I started off using the hole to farthest left and am now 1 hole away from having to look for a new belt. lmao Check it out.
As you can see, I met my wife in 2003 and have steadily started using the other holes in the belt. I love my babe and she treats and feeds me well. I guess it's true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. lol I got the idea to post this in the morning when I was getting dressed and realized that I can't go past the second hole. Just thought I'd share that with you. lmao

Damn... looking at that picture, it looks like that button on my shirt is ready to pop! lmao Talking about popping buttons... Wait, that's for another time. I got a few button popping stories but if I start with those now, I won't finish this post today. HA! Later!

Update! As my wife pointed out... We met in 2003 and married in 2004. Not the above dates above! I'm too lazy to change the picture so this will have to do. Nah... I think I'll just change the pic. lmao Later.


  1. I can definitely identify with the belt crisis! I have gone from a 32 to a tight 36 but it is getting a little looser these days. Thanks for the truthful post. Glad to see your wife is taking good care of you.

    Friends 4 Life!

  2. yea........thats a helluva improvement...........

    woo hoo ..... \,,,/

  3. Im even at 38, and im having problems buying pants hahaha, my wife just smiles and said lets wait til theres a sale they usually put those big ones when on sale. huhuhuhu.

  4. Ah yes, the woman's revenge...for all the gray hairs you guys give us...we make your pant size go up, up, up!!!! (evil cackling)

  5. I dont know about this as i am already fat an thier are still many year for marrage after my wife i think i will be slim what do you think?