Sunday, November 22, 2009

Motivational Poster - Stalkers

Hey there. I'm still in the dark in regards to Twilight. I know there are vampires and it's some kind of love story. Well, if it's anything like the below, I don't see how anyone can find it romantic. I wouldn't want some blood sucking beast watch me sleep. What is it plotting? Hell with that. I need to call Blade! Later!


  1. Yeah, I'm still waiting for some English guy to show up on Bella's doorstep and tell her she's the Chosen One and her destiny is to slay vampires. Then in the next sequel she finds out that if Edward ever has a moment of true happiness, he'll lose his soul and become Eduardo. Cue the creepy sex scene.

    Wait. I think I've seen that one before. I just can't remember where...

  2. LOL!

    What? you wouldn't want the most unattainable guy in the world to fall crazy in love with you and prefer seeing you sleep than watching porn? :D

  3. Hahaha that's so funny. I love Twilight, but I thought Edward is stalker-ish. He's too controlling too. Thanks for the laugh! :]