Friday, January 13, 2012

Does Tebowing Work?

I used this one because it has the Raider logo in the back
Hey there. We've all heard it.  We've all seen it.  If you have a pulse and know anything about sports, then you're now familiar with who Tim Tebow is and the craze that he has started.  Yup.  I am talking about Tebowing.  It's a very simple gesture.  You get down on one knee, bow your head, and place your forearm across your forehead as if you are in player.  Of course, Tebow actually is in prayer when he does it since he's made it clear to everyone what a devout Christian he is, but every one has been Tebowing in the same fashion as planking.

So just how powerful is Tebowing?  The other night, during the half time show of a Nuggets game, the Nuggets mascot, Rocky the Mountain Lion, was going about doing what he does best.  Entertaining the crowd.  He attempted many behind the back half court shots and nothing.  Being from Denver, he then showed that he believed in Tebow and sported a Tebow jersey.  He missed a few more.  Then... well... he Tebowed and look what happened...
 
Can you believe that?!?!  He made it after Tebowing!  Oh man...  What does this mean?  Does Tim Tebow have a connection with a higher power?  It's kind of hard to argue with results!  lol  Later!

4 comments:

It does work.  I Tebowed before I went to court and the Judge said I didn't have to pay my traffic ticket!!

Lmao! Maybe I should try that next time too!

Well, the game yesterday should prove it DOESN'T. Tebow could have had Shiva's multiple arms, the sandals of Mercury and the Ark of the Covenant under his helmet and STILL choked  badly like he did all game. I'm not a big football fan, but I watched that game just to see him get deeeee-nied his holy victory by a team that's just better overall.

Better luck next year, I guess. Oh, wait - some people think the world will end in December 2012, so maybe not... ;^P

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