Halloween??? Nah, just fooling around.
Now... my wife is used to my "comedic" phrases and gestures. This one took the cake. She looked at me, said her "Oh my god" and turned away and chuckled to herself. Me, on the other hand, am laughing my ass off. lol She then looks at me and says, "And you didn't even think about it. You're turning into Dwight." lol
Now... if it was my brother... we'd be going at it to see who would reign supreme. Just look at the below... This was an actual text conversation that we had yesterday. The whole thing started with me asking my brother what he was having for dinner. Don' ask... lol Here's the conversation, word for word...
Bro: I'm thinking "where the f*** you taking me????
Me: Not tonight, maybe some other night. The kids made honor roll (again) this month. lol
Bro: LOL mom never took us anywhere for honor roll
Me: Yeah, tell me about it. We took ourselves to chuck e cheese, oh my bad... Pistol Petes. lol
Bro: lol yea, ourselves
Bro: Moms had no idea I just stop bringing home the honor rolls left them in the locker lol
Me: Nah, mine "mysteriously" got lost with the homework. lol
Bro: lol I never did homework but I managed
Me: Yeah, I stopped doing the stuff in jr. high. lol
Bro: Man I hung my certificates in class!!! lol
Me: My certificate was the template. They had to change MY name to let other kids have some. lmao!
Bro: lmao... I would get them so often that they just started making photocopies so that they save money on the "good" paper
Me: Man, they stopped giving me certificates and just handed a lifetime achievement plaque. Figured it would save time and money.
Bro: lmao!!! u been to HP???? I have my own statue! I graduated and they're thinking about naming the gym after me!
Me: Don't even get me started on sh*t named in my honor!
Bro: lmao! What the school toilet???
Me: More like a whole subject! Ever heard of Viculus? Look it up, you probably haven't cause you couldn't handle regular calculus.
Bro: lmao! Stuuuuuuuppppppiddd!!!! Ever had AP Mandizziiiee Literature??? Takes English literature to whole other level... or even AP Physical M****??? Ever heard of P90X??? Ten times worst!!! Can't handle that kind of work out.
Now... At this point, I know he's stumped. Answers are not short and he took forever to respond. He just couldn't top what I said and he knew it. It continues...
Me: Nah, foo. I got you on that one. lol sh*t was weak. lol
Bro: lol yea one for you finally lol
Me: lmao! this guy. Sore loser.
Bro:I gave u credit lol... we'll meet again
Me: That we will.
Bro: We will slap swords lmao
Yup... that's a typical conversation between my brother and I. Only us would have a conversation in regards to honor roll and escalate to whatever you want to call what the above is. lol The funny thing about it is that we'll find ANYTHING and turn it into the above. lol I'm curious to know if our's is unique or if some of you out there have similar relationships with your siblings. Until we "meet again". Later!