Friday, July 2, 2010

Irresistable to Women

A man, feeling down on his luck, decides to take a stroll on a beach and clear his head.  He stumbled across an old bottle and pulls out the cork.  A puff of smoke, and a loud bang later, a genie appears.

The genie said, "Thank you for freeing me from that dreadful bottle.  As a thank you, I will grant you three wishes."

"Hell yes!" the man said, finally feeling his luck turning.  "I've been thinking about this for a long time!  I know exactly what I want!  First, I was a billion dollars in a Swiss bank account!"

Poof!  A sheet of paper appeared in hand with all the banking information.

"Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari.  You know, the ones that the ladies will love!"

Poof!  A shiny new Ferrari appears before the man.

Practically in tears because of his awesome luck the man says, "Finally, oh wonderful, wonderful genie.  I want to be irresistible to women!"

Poof!  The man turned into a box of chocolates.

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