A man, feeling down on his luck, decides to take a stroll on a beach and clear his head. He stumbled across an old bottle and pulls out the cork. A puff of smoke, and a loud bang later, a genie appears.
The genie said, "Thank you for freeing me from that dreadful bottle. As a thank you, I will grant you three wishes."
"Hell yes!" the man said, finally feeling his luck turning. "I've been thinking about this for a long time! I know exactly what I want! First, I was a billion dollars in a Swiss bank account!"
Poof! A sheet of paper appeared in hand with all the banking information.
"Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari. You know, the ones that the ladies will love!"
Poof! A shiny new Ferrari appears before the man.
Practically in tears because of his awesome luck the man says, "Finally, oh wonderful, wonderful genie. I want to be irresistible to women!"
Poof! The man turned into a box of chocolates.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Being Blocked by the Man
Hey there. Looks like I no longer have the freedom to do as I please online at work. lol It's not that I took advantage or anything, but it was nice to know that if I wanted to look up a video, I could. Now, this Websense thing, is blocking most of my favorite sites, deeming them "inappropriate". No more Cracked.com... No more Youtube.com... Limited Facebookcom.... and some of my sponsors' sites are blocked too. Damn... Now I'm being forced to actually work! lol (kidding) Way to keep a guy down, job!!! lol Later!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
The Fly Hunter
A woman walks into the living room where her husband is stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?", she asks.
"I'm channeling my inner hunter and hunting flies.", he says.
"Hunting flies, huh. How many have you killed, oh great hunter of flies?", she mocks.
"I've killed 5 actually. 3 males and 2 females.", he responds.
Taken aback that her husband can tell the difference between male and female flies she asks, "How can you tell them apart?"
"Easy," he replies, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?", she asks.
"I'm channeling my inner hunter and hunting flies.", he says.
"Hunting flies, huh. How many have you killed, oh great hunter of flies?", she mocks.
"I've killed 5 actually. 3 males and 2 females.", he responds.
Taken aback that her husband can tell the difference between male and female flies she asks, "How can you tell them apart?"
"Easy," he replies, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
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