One Sunday, a preacher was telling his congregation that all can be found in the bible. Old or new human experiences are mentioned, at some point, in the bible. After the service, a woman who attended mass, came up to the preacher and questioned the his sermon.
"Father, great service today. However, I don't believe that the Bible mentions anything in regards to PMS."
The preacher took this as a challenge and told the woman to come back next week and he will show the woman where she can find the passage on PMS in the Bible.
The following week, after mass, the preacher seeks out the woman, with Bible on hand.
"Miss! Miss! I found you! Here is the passage on PMS in the Bible. And I quote, 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.' "