An employee for Lifesavors was testing out a new Lifesavor flavor and decided that an honest opinion of a 5th grade class would be perfect. Using a bowl of Lifesavors, he walked around gave the kids all the same flavored Lifesavor and asked them for the flavor. The children sucked on them for a bit and guess all the common flavors right until he gave them the new flavor, honey.
"Well, how about I give you guys a clue." the employee said. "It's what your mom would call you dad."
At that instant, a little girl in the back of the classroom spit out her Lifesavor and with a look of horror declared, "Everyone spit out the Lifesavor! They're assholes!!!!!"