A man, feeling down on his luck, decides to take a stroll on a beach and clear his head. He stumbled across an old bottle and pulls out the cork. A puff of smoke, and a loud bang later, a genie appears.
The genie said, "Thank you for freeing me from that dreadful bottle. As a thank you, I will grant you three wishes."
"Hell yes!" the man said, finally feeling his luck turning. "I've been thinking about this for a long time! I know exactly what I want! First, I was a billion dollars in a Swiss bank account!"
Poof! A sheet of paper appeared in hand with all the banking information.
"Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari. You know, the ones that the ladies will love!"
Poof! A shiny new Ferrari appears before the man.
Practically in tears because of his awesome luck the man says, "Finally, oh wonderful, wonderful genie. I want to be irresistible to women!"
Poof! The man turned into a box of chocolates.
The Genie is a genius lqtm
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