An 85 year old man is having his annual checkup and his doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I'm doing great, Doc! I've got me an 18 year old bride who's pregnant with my kid! What do you say about that!"
The doc thinks about this for a sec and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who is one hell of a hunter. Never missed a season his entire life. But then one day, while old and gray, he's in a bit of a hurry and instead of his gun, he accidentally grabs his umbrella. So he's out in the woods and suddenly he spots a beaver. He grabs his umbrella... points... shoots... BAM! The beaver falls over dead."
"Impossible!" Exclaims the old man. "There's no way he shot that beaver."
The doc says, "My point exactly."