One day, Jack's dad decided it was time to have the birds and the bees talk with his young son.
"Son, do you know about the birds and the bees?", he asked Jack on sunny morning while driving him to school.
"I don't want to know!", Jack proclaimed!
His dad, confused at the answer that he received asked him why he didn't want to know.
"Dad, when I was about 6, you gave me the 'there's no such thing as the Tooth Fairy speech'. I cried. Then a year later, you give me the 'there's no Easter Bunny speech'. I cried. Then a year after that, you tell me that 'there's no such thing as Santa'. I cried my eyes dry. Now, if you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really screw, then I really don't have anything to live for!"