Friday, March 26, 2010

The Definition of Success (Age Intervals)

At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is having friends.
At age 16, success is having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is having sex.
At age 35, success is having money.
At age 50, success is having money.
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

6 comments:

i guess i missed the driver's license by a few years.

Long as your successful by your 20th, you'll be alright. lol

Yeah so hurry your ass so you can pick me up when I go out to drink! :)

So true so true.

Cept I don't have my driver's license and I'm 24 I lose.

My MIL is 63 (I think) and she uses depends... my husband told me she has been using them for a long time... Wooooooow.

If I'm the age of 60 I will have a great success then :P:P

Funny how life has a way of coming back full circle lqtm

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